Celebrity one-night stand: who would you pick?
You know the game – you’re at a party, having drinks with friends, or have just turned to your spouse with a glint in your eye: “So, if you were to get a free pass to get together with any celebrity, no strings attached, who would it be?”
This came up at in a crowded kitchen recently at a friend’s party. The women lost no time in throwing out names – Ryan Gosling, Daniel Craig (the new James bond), Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Angelina Jolie… The men in the kitchen wisely said nothing.
“Who would you pick?” someone asked me.
My first thought was – an endocrinologist, RN, or CDE who can handle Type 1 and take night watch out our place.
That makes a threesome – oh, baby.
Explaining all this was a bit much, I wisely realized, so – what did I really say?
“Leonard Nimoy.” I had a thing for Spock as a kid, and this was the first thing that came to mind.
Social filter wasn’t working quite as well as I thought.
“Ewwwwwww!” groaned the entire kitchen.
“Uh, not now – 30 years ago!” I tried, but really – what can you say at that point?
Should’ve gone with the medically-competent threesome.